This wins the prize for best possible gift for any moderncat owner — the Control A Cat remote. With push button commands for “show affection,” “retract claws,” and “remain aloof,” plus purr volume and eject fur ball keys, this is pure genius. I especially love the instructions for use:
- Point remote at subject.
- Push any button on remote.
- Hope for the best.
And the best part, “No batteries required: powered by positive thinking.” Exactly.