Take Control of Your Moderncat!

Thu, Feb 5, 2009

Gifts & Miscellaneous

This wins the prize for best possible gift for any moderncat owner — the Control A Cat remote. With push button commands for “show affection,” “retract claws,” and “remain aloof,” plus purr volume and eject fur ball keys, this is pure genius. I especially love the instructions for use:

  1. Point remote at subject.
  2. Push any button on remote.
  3. Hope for the best.

And the best part, “No batteries required: powered by positive thinking.” Exactly.

I had to post this for a Friday funny. I originally heard about it from The Cat’s Meow, New York Magazine, and Katrika.

Available from Perpetual Kid and Think Geek.

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10 Responses to “Take Control of Your Moderncat!”

  1. 1
    Cooper

    We moderncats tricked the humans again, ha, ha, ha!

  2. 2
    Charlene

    This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Who said cat owners don’t have a sense of humor?

  3. 3
    Naomi

    Oh, if only that worked! I need a human toddler/preschooler version, too…

  4. 4
    Christy

    Very funny concept indeed. But what a waste of plastic.

  5. 5
    Julie

    This is too funny! Great gag gift for any cat owner!

  6. 6
    Awesome Sara

    HA, I love this!!! I wish there was a button that said do the laundry and stop hacking hairballs on my rug.

  7. 7
    Joa

    This, by far .. made my day! ! !

    °°°○ ^>·<^ ○°°°

  8. 8
    jmuhj

    Actually, they’re doin’ it wrong. They should make remotes for CATS to control HUMANS. Now there’s a genius item!

  9. 9
    Kim

    oh man this is great stuff! Just Hilarious!


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