
This wins the prize for best possible gift for any moderncat owner — the Control A Cat remote. With push button commands for “show affection,” “retract claws,” and “remain aloof,” plus purr volume and eject fur ball keys, this is pure genius. I especially love the instructions for use:
- Point remote at subject.
- Push any button on remote.
- Hope for the best.
And the best part, “No batteries required: powered by positive thinking.” Exactly.
I had to post this for a Friday funny. I originally heard about it from The Cat’s Meow, New York Magazine, and Katrika.
Available from Perpetual Kid and Think Geek.




February 5th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
We moderncats tricked the humans again, ha, ha, ha!
February 6th, 2009 at 9:11 am
This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Who said cat owners don’t have a sense of humor?
February 6th, 2009 at 9:13 am
Oh, if only that worked! I need a human toddler/preschooler version, too…
February 6th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Very funny concept indeed. But what a waste of plastic.
February 6th, 2009 at 10:07 am
This is too funny! Great gag gift for any cat owner!
February 6th, 2009 at 10:55 am
HA, I love this!!! I wish there was a button that said do the laundry and stop hacking hairballs on my rug.
February 6th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
This, by far .. made my day! ! !
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February 6th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Actually, they’re doin’ it wrong. They should make remotes for CATS to control HUMANS. Now there’s a genius item!
February 10th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
oh man this is great stuff! Just Hilarious!